Something that didn’t happen to me: I didn’t have an orgasm. As in never.
Who needs evolutionary purposes to have fun?
Should I be offended that a guy I’m seeing refused a blow job and said his penis was “on vacation”? And what is a penis vacation? Should I take one? Do all the penises get together and go on a big Carnival cruise together? Is there a limbo competition at any point? An all-you-can-eat penis bar?
Maybe the better question is: Should your vagina be on vacation?